Lord O' Pirates is an action roguelite where you captain a pirate ship through seas swarming with danger! If Survivor-likes feel too land lubby and bullet hells too hot and stuffy, then ye'll find Lord O' Pirates a refreshin' take on a classic style, like pieces o' flair on a peg leg! Command the helm of mighty ships and battle relentless military fleets, sea monsters, and supernatural horrors whose very names might drive ye mad. Brave the Bermuda Triangle and if fate curses you, be abducted by [R̴̦̥̟̈͘͝Ȩ̷̖̼͔̬̈̋̉̑͘Ḑ̴̜͎̘́̓̓̕A̸̲̦͑̉́̅͝C̴̠̩̯̼̈́̉̉̅ͅT̶͍̭̋͑E̷̟͂̋Ḏ̴͉̬̟̰̋́͐͌]. Build your run your way: Get up close with brutal melee weapons, take sure shots from afar, or kick back and let your minions make quick work! Unlock new ships, captains, and upgrades by completing quests or finding lost treasures! Sail beyond the seas into strange, otherworldly frontiers. Hunt legendary bosses and bathe in their cursed treasures! Amass your own cursed fleet with minion based abilities! Ready yer cannons — the Universe awaits! Note: No villages were pillaged in the making of this video game. Also there is NO secret Sea Cow level, STOP sending me letters about it!!!