About the game

A brutally frustrating co-op boat adventure you probably won’t survive. But hey—at least you’ll look ridiculous trying. Grab your paddles (and your patience) and set out on a stupidly long, lava-surrounded parkour adventure. In Paddle Paddle Paddle, you and/or a deeply regretting friend must paddle your way through swinging axes, weird wind, evil slopes, and that one jump you’ll miss at least 27 times in a row ... maybe more. At the end of the journey? A legendary, mysterious, possibly pointless prize awaits. Maybe. If you ever get there. Probably not. This game will test your coordination, your sanity, and your friendships. You can either: Play solo and control both paddles like some kind of multitasking god Or play in local/online co-op, where each of you controls a paddle. Coordination is key. So is not yelling. Too much. Features Physics-based paddling like in real life (sort of. not really.) High Frustration™ factor (rage-quitting is a feature, not a bug) Local & Online Co-op — destroy friendships from anywhere! Speedrun Timer — for those who hate themselves One giant handcrafted level with wacky biomes and checkpoint options (toggle them in Settings!) Input Rebinding — because your keyboard will suffer Settings with mercy — toggle checkpoints, fix controls, or just cry a little

How to activate

Go to: http://store.steampowered.com/ and download STEAM client Click "Install Steam" (from the upper right corner) Install and start application, login with your Account name and Password (create one if you don't have). Please follow these instructions to activate a new retail purchase on Steam: Launch Steam and log into your Steam account. Click the Games Menu. Choose Activate a Product on Steam... Follow the onscreen instructions to complete the process. After successful code verification go to the "LIBRARY" tab and start downloading.

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