"Two Tired to Mountain?" See, it's like that one bicycle joke. [AND] it also describes what you have to do in this world! You ride a bicycle up a mountain. Whether you have the energy to do so is yet undecided! "What's the deal?" Two Tired to Mountain is a vertical precision platforming journey to the peak of a frozen mountain tower. Features: Momentum-based bicycle-like platforming akin to the best of classic flash games of the genre A towering gauntlet of obstacles hand-designed to enrage and evolve your mental fortitude A complete story mode that delves into the mystery of the mountain A 15+ minute-long original soundtrack that soothes and blends seamlessly with the gameplay 5+ bonus modes to test your skills post-game A built-in timing and scoring system for competing with your friends It's up to you to gear up and help Balance Earhart on his odyssey to become what the world had never let him be: A MOUNTAIN BIKER With the help of the only other intelligent being left, a spirited, virtual and ONCE secretarial assistant named "ESSA", Balance hopes to discover what's left of the meaning of freedom, and purpose. A LIFE OF ACHIEVEMENT AND FULFILLMENT AWAITS YOU, BUT ONLY IF YOU GO AND SEE THE SUMMIT FOR YOURSELF. GO FORTH AND BECOME SOMEONE WHO IS NOT :